Saturday, August 23, 2008

Squeezably Trashed

A near-professional job, it made drivers slow, walkers point, bikers dismount.

When teens live on tree-lined streets in neighborhoods where refusing to finance ring tones constitutes "mean" parenting, rolling houses isn't an unusual boredom antidote.

But the surprise still smarts, particularly if the doorbell wakes you at 1:23 a.m.


How many families are down dozens of two-ply rolls? When they reach for those now-empty shelves, will parents connect dots and ask questions ... or ... simply head back to Costco, happy it's such a harmless thing, not like really stealing?

2 comments:

Dr Patrick McGill said...

Very Impressive TP job. True Dedication to the art. Must have taken great skills.

Alison Galbraith said...

Not again! Hope they didn't mind not having the symphony of barking dogs to accompany their work! Did you have them come back to clean up again?
Glad to see BV has not changed too much...